Kelly

Kelly has been acting strange lately.  Three days ago, I found her in standing in the storage closet doing something that looked like the breast stroke.  She claimed she was just stretching, but I'm not so sure.  Also, she has been coming in to the office with earplugs in her ears.  She always has wet hair when wearing the earplugs.  You know what I think?  I think Kelly has been swimming.  I'll say this.  If she has been swimming, I am going to have to fire her.  We have a very strict no swimming policy here at the Anti-swimming League.

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